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+ 27
+ Wholockian
+ Writer
+ 5'3" / 96lbs
+ Redhead (out of a bottle!)
+ Graying brunette (natural)
+ I have an Aussie boyfriend who is crazy like me! I love him so much ♥.
+ Quick-witted
+ Sometimes [highly] inappropriate sense of humor
+ Sarcastic
+ Fangirl
+ Fuck Twilight.
+ I drive a Malibu named Charlie [Sheen]. Yes, my car is a BOY.
+ Uncensored (98% of the time)
+ Straight-forward. (100% of the time). If I don't like you, I don't sugar coat shit. Although, I do enjoy glitter. Just not on The Cullens.
+ I'm unique and completely random. Ah, hell, let's be honest - I'm crazy lol.
+ I'm a street-talking white girl who tries to get home with the downies.
+ Thanks to Andy Cohen, I will now refer to mustaches as "mouth bangs."
+ I have a girly side and I can hang with the guys. I overly use the word "cunt."
+ I'm the female incarnate of Louis CK.
+ I tend to ramble like Peter Griffin and David Tennant. I have the patience of Stan Smith.
+ Often times I slip into a different accent without noticing or a different voice all together. I love talking like Miss Swann.
+ I have a childlike voice that I use in drive thru lanes, but my normal voice sounds like Daria. Which is one of my nicknames.
+ I make wishes and say prayers at 11:11♥

Crushes
+ Josh Hutcherson
+ Jason Segel
+ Channing Tatum
+ Chris Hemsworth
+ Dwayne Johnson
+ Bruce Willis
+ Simon Pegg
+ Mark Ruffalo
+ Ryan Reynolds
+ Chris Evans
+ Seth MacFarlane
+ David Tennant
+ Matt Smith
+ Benedict Cumberbatch
+ Tom Hiddleston
+ John Cusack
+ Mark Wahlberg
+ Danny McBride
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+ Kyle Richards
+ Mary Elizabeth Winstead
+ Maggie Q
+ Emily Blunt
+ Lara Pulver
+ Kat Dennings
+ Jenna Louise Coleman

Fandoms
+ Doctor Who
+ Sherlock
+ House MD
+ The Avengers
+ Harry Potter
+ Hunger Games
+ Die Hard
+ Firefly
+ Star Trek
+ Big Bang Theory
+ Black Books
+ Wilfred
+ Supernatural
+ Ghost Adventures
+ The Dark Knight Triology
+ Pirates of the Caribbean
+ The Real Housewives of: New Jersey, Orange County, Atlanta and Beverly Hills

Adore
+ Turtles
+ Kittens
+ Zebras
+ Tinkerbell
+ Penguins
+ Pandas
+ Koalas
+ Giraffes
+ Hello Kitty
+ Nemo
+ Winnie the Pooh
+ Precious Moments
+ Disney Movies

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